01 · The Button
Ready. Ish.
02 · The Console
03 · Diagnostic Suite™
Blame-o-Matic
Instantly determines whose fault it is. It is never yours.
awaiting someone to blame…
Error Message Generator
Real-looking syslog messages for when your real ones aren't confusing enough.
%SYS-5-CONFIG_I: Configured from vibes by nobody
Fan Noise Simulator
Experience the authentic server closet. Volume knob goes to "jet engine".
fans: off. suspicious.
The Blue Cable
Every Cisco owner has one. Nobody knows where it came from. Drag the slider to coil it.
coils: 3 · tangle risk: moderate
Password Recovery
We will recover your password using advanced techniques.
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Packet Tracer (literal)
We trace a packet. With a crayon. Watch it go.
no packets harmed yet
04 · Customer Reviews
★★★★★
Pressed the button. Router still broken. Emotionally, though? Fixed.— netadmin, 3am
★★★★☆
Typed reload at the console. My whole screen went black. Very immersive.— guy who has done this in prod
★☆☆☆☆
Asked it to fix my Cisco and it told me it was DNS. It was DNS.— reluctant believer
★★★★★
The fan noise simulator made my apartment feel like a data center. My cat left.— ex-cat owner
05 · FAQ
Will this fix my Cisco?
No.
Then what does it do?
It's a website. It sits here. It blinks. Honestly that's more than some switches do.
What's the enable password?
It's cisco. It's always cisco. Please change it on your real gear.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
We have built an entire business on this question.
Why is the cable blue?
Ancient networking lore. Do not question the blue cable.
Is there a secret?
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A. Or try typing show secret in the console.